justin bieber need to fall back and realize he’s twilight popular not harry potter popular you feel me
“Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular.”
I’M TOTALLY STEALING THAT
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats



